Hoping to Find Something Long-Term 1. I love racist jokes, but I'm not a racist.
2. I sometimes talk like I'm a gangster, but I'm really just a typical white kid born and raised in Nebraska.
3. If I say something is gay, it's not because I'm against homosexuality. It's probably just gay.
4. I frequently talk like I hate everything about myself and wish I was dead. Most the time I'm just joking.
5. I do hate the way I look, but I know I'm not the ugliest guy in the world. Just close to it! :P
6. I cuss a lot. Sometimes too much. I have a habit of dropping the F-Bomb. However, I know how not to cuss when the occasion s for more formal language.
7. I'm a bit of a headcase.
8. People who don't know me on a personal level usually think I'm high or drunk. In reality, I don't do drugs (I'm against them) and I rarely drink. I just like to act like I do.
9. I have a lot of goals in my life and I am determined to accomplish them.
10. It sometimes may seem like I don't take anything seriously. Not true. Life's just too short to be offended by every little thing.
11. I'm actually a huge sweetheart. Yup. My secret is out.
12. I'm honestly not here looking for sex, I just want to find someone to build a long-term relationship with. I want somebody I can have fun with, be myself with and share my life with.
CONTACT ME IF:
1. You care about more than just looks.
2. You think you could handle my sarcasm.
3. You're normal, but not TOO normal.
4. You don't do drugs and don't get drunk all the time.
5. You're not a slut.
IMPORTANT:
1. Obviously I put a ton of work into this!! ;)
2. If you're interested in getting to know me beyond all this goofiness, send me an email with a list of random things about you too, attach a picture and include the name of one of your idols in the subject line!

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