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Yeah.. if that were the case I don't think I would be here, doing this.. being a loser. :'( tear.
I am a 5'6" medium build (160 Lb.) with a job that keeps me from having much of a social life.. and quite honestly, I'm lonesome. :(
Most of my friends are either married, or too busy with work for social outings. Which, unfortunately for me, kinda cuts back on the networking opportunities.
Boo-frickity-Hoo tho right?
Like all the other ads here, I like the outdoors. I know, not exactly "whooing" the ladies with that one.. I just really like to kayak. I mean, I like it, I like it a lot. It revs my engine.
I like to be stupid.
I like to do stupid stuff.
I like to HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT. I put this in capital letters, because I really do like to have fun no matter what. Just throwing in some emphasis on the funnage there..
I can be serious as well. Don't think I'm just some immature dummy.. cause.. well.. I CAN BE SERIOUS. lol
If you are still reading this, Kudos. There will be a test at the end, so hope you are paying attention.
I have also disabled your ability to scroll up and re-read any of this ad, so eat it.
I ain't no nerd, even tho you could have sworn I was. ( bet no one will get that..) And by this, I mean I do not play video games. :-o I know right?
I would love to meet someone I can take to fun Fall things.. such as corn mazes, movies, hiking, corn mazes, movies, fishing, movies.... okay so there isn't a lot to do during the Fall.. but I like Fall, so eat it.
I'm just looking for friendship with a possibility of going further. But if nothing else, just someone to hang out with would be pretty wicked sweet.
If I sound interesting to you and you would like to find out more, "hit me up" as they all say.. or you could just send me an e-mail, that works too.
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TEST TIME: Whip out your griddles. Okay, In the subject line, write something reallly funny so I know you are real. Hey, I never said it was a cumulative test... just a test.. to see how funny you are.. because I'm stupid... Ahem..
Anyways.. Make me laugh like a little school girl. The more I laugh, the faster I'll reply, and the faster you can receive your eyeball gift ;) (a picture of me, duh.)

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Me:
Single (Never been married, no kids)
Short (5'2'')
Brunette (Hispanic)
Fit (about 125 lbs)
Educated (Masters program, thinking of law school)
Employed
Live in Manhattan
You:
Single. (You can be divorced, but I'd prefer you don't have kids.)
Tall (I like REALLY tall guys; the taller you are the more likely I will respond)
Blond (preferred)
Fit or Average
Educated (College and up)
Employed
Live in Manhattan
Thanks!